ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

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shisnojon:

honestly

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facebookstaff:

mom: did you clean your room

me: no… but…

me:

image

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windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

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theluthox:

bullmoose:

Lego fire walk with Me

I’d rather do a real firewalk

theluthox:

bullmoose:

Lego fire walk with Me

I’d rather do a real firewalk

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one-mandrinkinggamess:

one-mandrinkinggamess:

In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view” 

that speaks to me 

I want him to know he’s becoming the next Tumblr sensation

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nutella-and-wifi:

homo-fallen-angel:

image

My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog

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lynnerdo:

lucyintheskywithdiamonds16:

avengette:

omgmyfeels:

imsirius:


Some HP characters + correct eye colors

Voldy looks terrifying

He’s supposed to be

I CAN REST EASY NOW

if people on tumblr can fucking make it work, then so can the studios that literally get paid trillions to make the graphics look hella.
YALL CAN MAKE DRAGONS LOOK REAL BUT OH NOES WE CANNOT CHANGE THE GENES OF AN ACTOR BECAUSE LOL EYES SO HARD.

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birdtouch:

skinny ppl b like ‘but some skinny ppl cant help being skinny );’ 

well.

did u ever consider???

that some FAT ppl

actually a LOT of fat ppl

cannot help being fat either??

and we get beaten up by thinner kids when we’re young and told to kill ourselves and constantly referred to as everything but human regardless of our age because we cant help it???

which is significantly worse than someone saying ‘fuck them skinny bitches’ twice in a single song

please shut up

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poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

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